You’re not really that surprised, are you? To date, tattoos have been emblazoned on every body surface both public and private. Now there’s cause for real worry, though. In (we hope) is a mini-trend, the Aussies are tattooing the surfaces of their corneas. And no, these procedures aren’t conducted in doctors’ offices. They’re performed by the same inkers that tattoo the Seven Dwarves on your [insert name of body part]. The result is a plethora of complications – infections and even blindness.